Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Cute and BORING!!!



OK, am i the only one that sick of the recent rash of family movies that are invading our beloved cinaplexes? I mean enough is enough! Now dont get me wrong some of these movies are quite good, but i mean this is getting to be a little too much. Where are the real stories that need to be told. Where is the grit that american cinema used to offer up in healthy portions. Im slowly watching Hollywood become land of the PG movies , and i for one am dissapointed. If i see one more group of wacky animals band together to save something or someone again im going to go postal. I mean its the same script pumped out over and over and over. I can hear the pitch for the latest one now," OK guys, just imagine the lion king, but with ARDVARKS!". Look we get it, CGI is awesome, now unless you can do something original with it im over it. Seeing how many funny facial expressions you can animate on a orangatang just isnt enough to keep giving you guys my eight bucks. Its not their faults for making them though, its ours for flooding to the theatres to watch the crap. Even though its not a cartoon lets look at Deck the Halls, the latest holliday family garbage weve been served. Its gottten some of the worst reviews since Gigli yet it finished #4 this week at the box office! This is the reason we dont have quality family movies anymore. They know its all in the packaging and that people will just show up like thirsty camels to an oasis. Im boycotting any movie where cute animals sing, dance, or find themselves in an enviroment that is foreign to them. I dont care if Jesus himself voices the role of a whacky OCD fruit bat that is trying to find his way back to his mothers cave! Im over it, and if you want good family movies back you better be over it too....


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AGREED!!!!!!